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Post by The Animal on Nov 23, 2006 1:29:57 GMT -6
Hello, and welcome to "Corrupt-A-Wish", the new game brought to you by The Animal.
Basically you do as the title says...and corrupt a wish!
For Example:
Someone could start with: "I wish I had all the money in the world!"
The next poster could reply with: "Wish Granted. But now money eats people!"
Clear enough? Hope so. Because I can't explain it any clearer than that.
Okay. I'll go first
"I wish I was a rockstar"
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Post by The One & Official MIP of '86 on Nov 23, 2006 6:01:18 GMT -6
Okay. But you do know that you'e now an actual rock on an actual star.
I wish for peace.
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Post by robin morbid on Nov 23, 2006 13:31:06 GMT -6
wish granted.but how long will you last being the only one left on earth since everyones idea of peace is different?
I wish I could fly.
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Post by The Animal on Nov 23, 2006 18:03:18 GMT -6
I wish granted. But the next day you're hit by a plane.
I wish I had a mansion.
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Post by robin morbid on Nov 26, 2006 23:21:46 GMT -6
wish granted.but someones going to burn it down...odds are it'll be you.
I wish I could breathe under water.
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Post by The Animal on Nov 27, 2006 11:56:37 GMT -6
Wish granted. But now you can't breathe in air. and there's no more water because of a massive worldwide drought.
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Post by The One & Official MIP of '86 on Nov 27, 2006 16:23:45 GMT -6
You wish for a worldwide draught?
Moving on, I wish for fame without the drama
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Post by The Animal on Nov 28, 2006 11:38:13 GMT -6
Crap! I forgot to make a wish! Ah, well, moving on...
Wish granted. But no one takes you seriously, and your "best friend" is Paris Hilton.
I wish I won the lottery.
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Post by The One & Official MIP of '86 on Nov 29, 2006 17:38:46 GMT -6
Join in with the Nation of China in your winnings... You'll get about 5 cents.
I wish for no more confusion about religion.
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Post by The Animal on Nov 29, 2006 18:46:52 GMT -6
Wish granted. But now everyone is confused about politics. ...wait.
I wish Naomi would email me.
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Post by The One & Official MIP of '86 on Dec 1, 2006 4:55:33 GMT -6
Granted. As long as you don't mind the millions of viruses, spyware, and other stuff which, in turn, screws up your computer for good.
I wish for... you?
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Post by The Animal on Dec 1, 2006 13:47:38 GMT -6
Wish granted. But I should warn you, I can be moody.
I wish my ears would stop itching.
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Post by robin morbid on Dec 2, 2006 1:00:25 GMT -6
wish granted.now you have no ears and everything itches and won't stop itching at all as much as you scratch yourself...this will continue until you are nothing but blood and bones...
I wish I hadn't drank all that coffee at work...
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